At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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