I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We were destined to go to rehab together
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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