Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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