Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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