"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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