So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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