You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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