Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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