I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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