just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Semen is not good for contacts.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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