no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
PANTIES FOUND
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