I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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