So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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