Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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