This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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