Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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