She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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