I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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