going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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