she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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