Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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