Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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