do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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