what if I'm pregnant?
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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