Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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