how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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