come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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