You really coming over, don't trick.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
