Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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