Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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