That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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