I skipped work to stalk him.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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