I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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