You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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