but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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