Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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