the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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