Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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