You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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