DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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