the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
