i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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