I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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