Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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