big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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