Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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