just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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