So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There's always time for handjobs
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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