We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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