Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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