Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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