And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
be right there i have to get my cape
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dear god my vagina.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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