Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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