Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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