she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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