After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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