Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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